1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize