Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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