this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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