Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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