I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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