My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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