I got chris browned last night
Duck Duck Cougar?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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