I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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