I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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