there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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