Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I know her cup size but not her name....
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