Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Everything about him screamed your future.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
3 2 1 whiskey
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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