dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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