Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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