great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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