just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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