I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
