i just google imaged poop.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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