you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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