Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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