I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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