I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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