sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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