Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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