Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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