wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
