At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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