he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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