Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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