i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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