Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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