found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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