Will you blow on my dice?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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