Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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