When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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