new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Life is so much better after having sex.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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