let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
now i know why i became what i already was.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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