i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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