She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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