Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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