You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Randomize
