People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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