i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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