Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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