Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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