Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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