ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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