Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
how do you play pong handcuffed?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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