Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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