The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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