walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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