i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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