God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
They left me at home... I'm a liability
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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