Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize