singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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