1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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