I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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